Zombieland Survival Rules

These rules offer practical guidelines.

In the apocalypse, nobody has time for uselessly vague rules like “follow your passion,” “lead with your heart,” or “put your best foot forward.”

Consider this a crash-course in zombie survival – with training on conditioning, safety, and knowing who you can trust. This handbook will only offer practical advice, such as the proper way to execute a zombie, staying focused, and changing your underwear.